wasabimilkshake's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Apogee of Boredom]

lazy

dude, rotoscoping isn't very hard. you just trace over footage. so i can't really understand why you'd leave it looking that shoddy when you already have everything you need to work with. that sketchy style is fine, but it gets pretty crazy there. keep it under control, and for god's sake, you shouldn't leave it looking so shaky. just turn on onion skinning and align the characters so they don't shake around like that. other than that, and the pointlessness, it's fairly good animation, but you really shouldn't have stopped there.

[Metal Gear Solid: STS's]

(drop the furry persona, it won't get you far)

snake and liquid both have very manly voices, so it'd make the experience much more authentic if you had a more fitting voice actor. the wit could use some work, some of the bits weren't very funny, such as the excessive swearing part, and the delivery was a bit off. but overall it was pretty funny, i liked some of the more subtle jokes. but i was really expecting more than one little short, based on the title.

[Ramen Flash]

quite good, bizzaro wasabi.

a bit slow, and the animation wasn't too impressive, but the characters are fundamentally well-drawn, and i enjoyed most of the music you chose. definitely gets better as it goes along, and the whole "fighting in freefall" thing is always fun.

very nice, though i do feel threatened by your use of that name.

[XTC Xtreme]

eheheh

8 of the bottom 10 movies on newgrounds are yours.
you'd damn well better be nine years old.
but if that's the case, rofl, keep working on it.

ViceFullbuster responds:

actually im 17 ^_^

[A Tribute to Gundam F-91]

wtf

i love gundam, but i can't understand why this movie has such high scores. the art and animation are pretty crappy, and you really misused gradients. keep working on it.

HaroFreak responds:

Maybe because Graphics are not everything in a Flash movie?

Anyways... you got a point there about having irregular gradients... quite the old thing I sent in...

I'm planning to remake it in the future. In the meantime, check my other one.

[Super Metroid]

great work, but could be better

you're a pretty good artist, but the graphics lack visual detail, and the animation is pretty poor. but the movie's fairly long, and i like the amount of "behind the scenes" things, like samus's ship and the neural thingy. unfortunately, the action parts (fighting the pirates) move very slowly and... chunkily. with a little more polish, this could be HOLY CRAP I JUST SHAT MY PANTS awesome instead of just regular awesome.

Quimera responds:

Lol, allright, i'll try inserting stronger animated scenes!

[The Linda Show : Atkins]

bah

it's pretty alright, but CUT THE FUCKING LAUGH TRACK.

[fun stuff 751]

ha

saying "lol im 2 lazy to do anything roflmao hahaha" in the middle of a movie just isn't funny. this has no entertainment value at all.

nazibomb responds:

i know.

[The Pedifile]

not a good movie

if she had beat the shit out of the guy with a two-by-four when he opened the door, i would have given it an 8. otherwise it's just a flash movie about a nasty, somewhat sad situation that involves old man cock.

QtipClock responds:

ya i was gunna do sumthing where so beats him up but i just didnt do it

[Super Mario Reloaded]

drool

now THAT is a sprite movie.

enough of this randy solem crap, you are the KING.